recruiting

this following is strictly fictional and may offend some readers. viewer discretion is advised.

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in order to live the life of materialistic happiness, one has to suffocate oneself with shit.  in order to accumulate as much shit as possible, one has to sell one's soul to the devil by sacrificing one's free time, desires, emotions, passions, relationships with friends and family, in order to live the life of rolling around in shit.

meek people like to follow strong personalities and strong personalities pursue the shit.  eventually, everyone wants shit and it makes those with shit more attractive. they can just throw their shit around and others just want to bask in their shit. people find this lifestyle more and more appealing and strive to get into the shit industry (what is sacrificing my soul for a few ounces of shit anyway? its not like i had the creative prowess to do anything better with my time. in fact, i find that it is even economical for me to willingly give up my freedom to become a shit slave. i can let someone with more personality or talent in other areas of life to have a better chance in succeeding in their endeavors if i just suck it up and concede my life. why not.).

the desire to pursue shit is so strong that some institutions were established just for the sole purpose of flinging people into the world of shit. lets listen in to a conversation held between two shit chasers:

shit chaser 1: hey man, hows chasing shit going?

shit chaser 2: its allright. i have an interview with gay pee morgan, more-gay stanley, and bargays. what about you?

shit chaser 1: yeah i had blackcock today,  and wells faggo, shiti bank, and douche bank this week.

shit chaser 2: how was blackcock? i hope you didn't choke on it.

shit chaser 1: yeah, he eased into it, but picked up the pace quickly. had to try hard to remember to breathe and swallow.

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shit chaser 1 reminisces about the interview:

master shit interviewer: so, what position are you interested in?

shit chaser 1: either bending over or on my knees.

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shit chaser 2: seems like you answered correctly! i hope you get it.

shit chaser 1: yeah. i can't wait to give up all freedom and start rolling around in shit.

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credits to shelley, jason, naman 

to be continued..

andy